• Is it so childish to think that one's relationships should outweigh material things?
Me: look at this picture. 
Boyfriend: …what?…his sandals?

Me: look at this picture.
Boyfriend: …what?…his sandals?

My current needs:

1- Cuddles
2- Cheap mechanic
3- Lots of pizza

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

Reblogged from Witch Bitch

I’m exhausted, I couldn’t even convince myself to put underwear on this morning. I literally chose today’s clothes based on what I didn’t need to wear underwear with.

I feel like I have to be on guard when I walk five houses down to buy a diet Pepsi from a gas station.
But we TOTALLY don’t need feminism, y’all.

House sitting, I ordered pizza and locked myself out of the house when the delivery guy knocked. I had to climb in a window from a shed that was five feet away from the house. I scraped the back of my leg on the window as I JUMPED INTO THE HOUSE.

House sitting, I ordered pizza and locked myself out of the house when the delivery guy knocked. I had to climb in a window from a shed that was five feet away from the house. I scraped the back of my leg on the window as I JUMPED INTO THE HOUSE.

Someone just said I look just like my boyfriends ex. Haha what?

I am at the most perfect wedding in the world.

I am at the most perfect wedding in the world.