"How am I ever going to catch a rich husband to give you grandchildren with if I don’t even have cute underwear?!"
-Me every time my mother questions my expensive lingerie purchases

New dress, featuring my confusion over how feet work.

New dress, featuring my confusion over how feet work.

Tags: ootd

Sometimes I’m sitting in my car and it’s raining and have to weigh the time it took to do my hair and how much I have to pee.

goodbadkitsch:

“Switcheroo” by artist Hana Pesut.

Reblogged from NymphoNinjas.net

wetheurban:


Hana Pesut

Reblogged from NymphoNinjas.net

Pegtalay
That is my snapchat.
Let’s snap. Or chat.

Reblogged from sydney-leathers

Considering walking to meijer for cigarettes. Though I don’t smoke anymore. ‘Dont’

Aaand no more adult responsibilities. Let’s text until 4 am. (Nom!)